198 - Them Woods Are a Maze
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The Secret to a Great Compliment
Carlos, larry and i set out to the woods around eight this morning. Carlos devised a brilliant plan to protect each other from the trees using basic science. He realized that enchantments can be offset by more powerful enchantments. The secret to a great compliment is to focus on the subject's choices, not their bodies. It feels good when some one notices you have made for yourself. We reached the centre of the woods in what felt like only 15 or 20 minutes - though we would learn soon enough that this was a lie. And now back to our adventure in the whispering forest.
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