A Brief History of the Bhuumia Times

A squad of dragon elves in a war with dragon riding trees for their right to be the sole crew of badass dragon riders. Sweater knitters in the fridge in North who make a living knitting one single giant sweater for Jake's character every year. Pagos self proclaimed Faye Prince Katron and Tracy B. The Krigelle Flybrarian. Abituary writers for the Bhuumia times who are honestly just really confused as to who is dead or not so they're just riding the same obituary for Hungry Dave over and over again.