134 - Fall Football Preview
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Night Vale High's Coach Beaumont's Team Strategy for 2018
Friends of the Night Vale Public Library announced the annual used book sale is this Saturday afternoon from 10 to 5. Librarians will hang books from invisible twine attached to blade based traps inside a complex cornfield labyrinth. According to the press release which appears to be written by a detached human finger dipped in its own blood these are great books by great authors like George Saunders, Mosin Hamid and Celeste Ng. Books you really should read. No need to shower beforehand your natural scent makes you easier to track. This has been a public service announcement. Oh our strategy is surprise.
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