What's in Your Makeup Bag?

I can't understand why men get annoyed at women doing their makeup on the train. I actively enjoy them getting annoyed. It's not like brushing your teeth, is it? There are some rules. Anything that sheds anything, I don't want it near me. If someone's just doing their face, I find it very soothing to watch. But we were talking on Twitter, weren't we, about things that aren't tested for animals? That's a big thing now. Some things are still written about in the Sunday times or whatever. They're tested on animals. Or like you shouldn't be... Remending something that has been squirted in the eyes of a monkey seems wrong.