'Tiny Tim's Crutch,' Cried Bob, 'Not Coming'

Bob Cratchit came home rampant, not coming upon christmas day. Martha didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke. Alas for tiny tim, he bore a little crutch and had his limbs supported by an iron frame. Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds,. A feathered phenomenon to which black swan was a matter of course.