The Yack as a Dude

In Kyoto, the Nightlife District of Kyoto is famous for geisha bars. There was a queue forming in the family Mart and with convenience stores in Japan, people like to get served like instantaneously. The guy who had not opened the till had been dragged out by this yack as a dude. Luckily three policemen came running down the street in the nick of time. They look straight past the yack as an arrested ear in prison right now.