How to Fuck the Kentucky Derby

"I just like a screwdriver because I feel like at least I'm fighting off a cold While I'm fucking kicking my liver Right?" "It's kind of hard to root for that when you know they're getting a concussion And they're getting brain damage" "You better not say that shit in Mississippi Jesus Christ, that made me want to go home" 'The races start at 10.30 in the morning Obviously you start with a screwdriver Or a Bloody Mary' "'We've all been like picking out what the fuck we're going to be wearing to the Derby Fucking Virsey was looking at He wanted to buy these white shoes with this white belt Like Herb Tarlick