Sweet Valley High Books - Who Did She Not Write Any of Them?

The credited author of the Sweet Valley High Books was a woman named Francine Pascao, although she did not write a word of any of them. The series ghost writers were only allowed to use three curse words, and they were damn hell and a B word we can't say because NPR is more uptight than Sweet Valley Hall. You will win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they choose if you answer two out of three questions correctly.