The Secret of the Oldest Living Conjoined Twins

Laurie and George Chappelle were once the oldest living conjoined twins. But one of them now identifies as male, meaning they're imaginary sex. They are going to hide their fannies from each other - but it's kind of funny. Laurie went on to become a champion 10-pin bowler... Right, yeah, but in their division. Do you want to shag your trans sister? I say go for it. Get me a live at the Apollo.