Grandma Crunch - Captain Crunch?

Grandma crunches is a jazzy lady, you know? She's young at heart. I also like a little pirate hat and like a pirate sword because there's something about the word crunch that makes me think that they're like... Captain crunches. When Captain crunch was big, she would identify as Mrs. Crunches. But now she's in her old age, she's grandma crunch. And he would be grandpa crunch. If I had it my way,. I would eat cereal, call Captain Grandpa. That would make me feel like I was ready for the day. What kind of cereal, Captain Grandpa, be just the dust? Just,