Three News Related Limericks

Bill Curtis is going to read for you three news related limericks. If you can fill in that last word of phrase correctly and two of the limericks will be a winner. Here is your first limerick. A mate's spread has far too much clutter and cheese makes my ventricles flutter. I'll serve up a spread that goes well with some bread. There's a shortage of butter. Yes, it's butter very good. Perfect for anyone who thinks you know it would be great. A charcuterie board but slimy. It's not to be confused though with butter boarding which is how the CIA gets someone in Wisconsin to talk.