Should I Make My Pants a Smelly Wreck in Hope to Beat Bill Bellachick?

"Should i make my pants a smelly wreck in hopes to beat bill bellachick? Hu, maybe that was just a rhyme of him. Ah, there's one. Ia, i walk in the can. Bi, e lir, i don't know what to tell you, man. There's one on july nineteenth, 20, 19, for zaddy." "Nobody has used the word zaddy, except for this one person, and he called us zad shot," said an email preview from Arkansas City Chief Bill Bellachick. 'The rest of the title makes even less sense,' it read.