Fucking Crazy Dude?

Since high school, whenever I've had to do one of those introduce yourself games, my go-to fun fact has always been that I can lick my own elbow. Now that I'm about to start law school, though, I'm worried that elbow licking isn't the most professional way to introduce myself to classmates and professors. What are some examples of appropriate fun facts for adults? That's from juvenile JD. This time, because here's the thing: One of the things as you get older is you learn that it's not all about you. So now let your introduction be, I need your making a connection. I shall lick your elbow. Before this law class ends, I will