America's Official Movie Reviewer

A white wolf can kill a vampire Do you know that? So I didn't want to be a vampire The more I wanted to be a wherewolf. We got jumped in front of him with this hula With his hood on the vampire forehead He covered his eye And he took his hand away and started laughing No work Oh, no, no,. no, no,No Step aside, Gettysburg Address America has the new greatest speech of all time Because you tell me the last time you heard a speech About vampires, werewolves, faith politics And garlic, huh? If only we had more time We could watch more of Herschel Walker's speech Or we could talk about how Elon Musk Said