The Duchess Whipped Out Her Checkbook

I wouldn't have thought an underground tavern was the place for a duchess and a countersa. Motown music was blaring throughout the old brick vaults. The Duchess whipped out her checkbook and paid the tab in advance. Do you think the Queen carries a contactless card? No. I doubt you see the Queen in Buckley's from Hempton... Oh, that smells. Reminds me good-up work friends. Ah! You know the sort of place. Find a bloke, get down to the sex. Me little bloke,get down to theSex. Get down to the Sex.