The Ghost of Daniel

"I love my tall wife. I love my very big wife," Alexis says of her husband's reaction when she finds out that he is actually eight rabbits. "He's definitely a ghost, like a hundred percent definitely a ghost," Jessica adds about the elderly man who keeps walking backwards in front of their apartment complex for three weeks at a time. We'd love to hear your thoughts and conclusions on this matter as from Alexis. And most of all, why in God's name must he stare at us when he does it? Is there any chance you might be able to shed some light on this?"