Jubilee Celebrations Have Come Down a Little Bit

I think I've solved the equation of the Jubilee, which is its representative group plus large pointless thing equals metaphor for something. That's quite impressive to come up with that level of maths the day after a 24 hour flight. And I think Jubilee celebrations have come down a little bit. Now it's capoeira, flav, weave, jin and tonic, compari. It's very different. They won't even crush people's heads with elephants anymore. But there will be a cascade of pensioners in mobility scooters dressed as flamingos. Will they be literally cascading over a cliff into the sea? I hope so.