The Great Banana Paradox

Every every phone conversation with a Scottish person is like they're doing a task for Taskmaster. I've formed up this book called John, he lives next door and I occasionally dogs it for him. But his dogs are quite traumatized. He was baffled to hear from me - but at least the conversation was short. That's Scottish people. They'd rather have an air of mastery than a two minute conversation. No, I would struggle with with phoning someone because you just feel weird. Who phones anyone? Yeah. Give my best to the boys.