The Bank of England Announces Rocketing Mortgage Rates

The Bank of England announced that rocketing mortgage rates have risen even above those of the doomed Liz Truss, premiership. This is truly the most pathetic appearance on this show since Nigel Farage came on to cry about not getting a bank account. I call that grounds for a celebration! Let's get bladed! Hi, Humza, it's Humza, leader of Bonnie Scotland. I've made you this relaxation tape, just for you, you, me,. as just so that you, I, we, have a calm, positive voice to listen to. Goodnight, and see you tomorrow. We'll be the ones smiling in the mirror.