'Ket Duffy and the Rubber Bandits'

We were doing a gig, man, and it was great. They gave us this room, and there was drink there. It had forty two inch plasma screens at the foot of these kingsas bunk beds,. So you caun get into bottom bunk and do what the folk you like to. Nobody even see yaund, nobody ould even know you were there. The next day in the local scottish paper, you got a photograph with fats and small, and it said, ket duffy and the rubber bandits. Ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ad bastards.