Classic Dad, They Say.

i'm not ashamed of age, by the way. Old is the gold. I didn't die. What did you do? Old is the let's make a tea shirt or a fanny pack or something that' says, old as the gull. But they make fun of me. They made fun of me this summer on vacation. Every time we go out to the ocean, within ten minutes i'd be saying, come back in. You're too far out. There's an undercurrent. That means we're not very smart. This is not a good time to swim in the ocean. Come back in. And i'm cool with that, cause i'm christ like.