Nightvale City Council Declares a Level Orange Fear Alert

The city council has declared a level orange fear alert. They advise that all nightvale citizens avoid the public library and provide any information they may have on the whereabouts of the missing children. Any citizens who admit to having read good books will be mediately scheduled for re education and subsequent d education. The sheriff secret police, meanwhile, have instituted a curfew for the entire town, effective immediately after seven p m. All miners should be at home and under adult supervision,. No reading, researching on line, information, seeking, educational games, documentary television, or having a lifelong love of learning will be permitted. As their catchy new slogan puts it, once it gets dark, forget everything you ever knew