The Importance of Being Confident

"I saw this flower next to her and it looked super pretty so in my drunken stupor I thought it'd be cute to bend over and pluck the flower and give it to her. Except after I plucked it, I quickly rose back up and the back of my head collided with her chin," he says. "Her face had this pale exterior to it, almost like a porcelain doll and I mean honest to God, it actually did look like porcelain." She then covered her face with her hands before trying to put them back on but they were gone. After a few minutes she gets up and tells everyone that she's leaving and that's when he realized