The Low Point of My Life

I support a woman's right to choose. It should be against law for getting a breast reduction. Every ounce of titty meat you chop off, that's a fucking year in jail. You're killing a very important part of my soul. I was hanging out with Jake the other day and like, I don't know. I just felt like shit or whatever. And then some woman walk by with this just outrageous ass. That was odd at the same time. He lost his virginity to a Jewish girl at summer camp. She got a titty reduction and a rhinoplasty. But he'll never forgive her.