What a Condom Is

"My only reference for a condom was something you see on the ground, you know, it used or thrown onto a labrador's back. And i then eventually learned what a condom was from a feller called barry cotter," he says. "The same man told me, when i lose my virginity, i'm going to pace inside the woman so she thinks that i have lords o come." He adds: 'Then you regret all the time you spent over childhood sumers gathered around them'