How to Succeed in Private Equity

Don't try and sex up the lobster roll by putting it in a different form factor. It needs to be in a hot dog bun. Just like you don't do a peanut butter jelly sandwich in a hotDog Roll. I've used a variety of bread based products in a pinch, but I'm just saying optimally,. Not if I'm paying for it. And your joke up front at the top of the hour here was spot on, which is that everybody in private equity says they don't do bank deals.