How to Survive a Prank on a Child

My older sister was somewhat of a delinquent. She sold drugs mainly marijuana for some extra cash and rolled with a crew of dudes from another local high school. One time Jack hit up her sister to sell him an ounce of weed. They met up in the park late one night with their respective crews. The next day, my sister went to Safeway and if she was checking out, she tried to pay for her items with the cash from the drug deal. But they were counterfeit bills and wouldn't let her check out. And then in parentheses, it says, shout out to my sister for trying to make lemonade and scam the big corporations. So evil. It truly went wrong.