The Conflict Between the Church and the Personal Trainer

If something's keeping you from going to church, well, I've got my personal trainer and they meet on Sunday mornings. And my health is important, is it not? So I got to be there to do my calisthetics. It should be a very cutting edge argument. If you want to become a human being, the Christian would say, become a Christian. You ought to choose the church because the church gives you real health.