Orphans of the Storm

This is one of these moments where I think of something from my youth and then you hear like a fresh pair of yours here. Like there's an animal like a place you can buy a dog in my hometown. And it's called orphans of the storm. It's arid and it's extra dry. There's no doubt about what they're going for. The idea is Nicholas Cage is Nicholas Cage, an actor who has all of the sort of jokes surrounding him that Nicholas Cage does. When did it become the assumption that we all have some kind of post-ironic relationship with Nicholas Cage? You don't want to be the old 50 year old white guy who's like, I