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The Jack Rabbit and the Land Fill
"We saw you that day. You stood at the edge of the shrieking chasm, careful to stay behind the yellow safety line." "You spent a lot of time collecting every scrap of waste from every hidden corner and crawl space ... And locked drawer you've ever owned". The sanitation department is offering free garbage service for people who bring in large amounts of refuse which are too heavy to be accepted by their local land-fills. They say they can accept any amount of heaviness but should never let it exceed an eight on our one to ten scale.