Charles's Got the Coronavirus

If the Queen died during this coronavirus lockdown, that would be devastating. And if everyone thought Charles had given it to her, and then she died, they would chop his head off. But anyway, why am I fantasizing about Charles killing the Queen with the coronavirus? This is not happening. Let's just hope the Queen doesn't get it. OK, also Boris Johnson has tested positive for it too. Apparently, though, he has mild symptoms and he's staying at home. He's working from home. Ironically, so does the health secretary, Matt Hancock,. He's also got it. To be honest, it's no surprise, because until about a week ago