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"I just had a shotgun in my face. I got set up on an online date, and i made it out alive," he says. "The police theorized that this woman or this group of people found somebody on line who sounded like they had some money" He was chased down an alleyway by two guys with said shotguns. The cops ultimately told him to wait for about an hour before filing a police port.