Introduction

"I'm so tired of the alien invasion! Put your laser away and go back to space!" "We're not even going to talk about this stupid alien invasion. Am I upset that via some quantum entanglement teleportation beam, the Eiffel Tower was transformed into a bubbling pile of custard?" 'When you are old and grey, a falsely normada wire, take down this stupid, slowly read, and play the best podcast of all time,' he says. "'Nailed!' Playing the Dunkin' Trussel family hour! Nailed!'"