The Prime Minister's Apologies to Lord McDonald's

There's been an incident involving Chris Pincher. He was at the Carlton Club last night, and apparently he groped two men. The press will ask whether you knew he'd done this kind of thing before. But I didn't know anything. Over the next few days, he watches his ministers do a series of interviews defending him. For God's sake, Prime Minister, cabinet ministers have been going out all day, telling the press we knew nothing about this. They're going to think they've been lied to. What the hell were you playing at? His heart is racing. Carrie walks in holding the baby. She yawns Mmm Problem? He knows what Carrie would tell