The Church Retreats - We Were Fucking.

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"We were just shiddy kids, really? What e ma we e doing drugs," he says. "I remember i caught steel and i stole to impress this girl one time." He was on a church retreat when the woman with his brother's tits showed up. She had big speakers and 20 twos cow bells; she spoke buffed-up English.

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