How to Get a Painter to Come to Your House

"My phone rang at nine o'clock in the morning and I woke up, huh? It was a phone call from my daughter's mother slash part. And the painters are there at your house," she said. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I don't need the phone number", he replied. 'I live in a house that for two and a half years just needs somebody to come paint the basement,' his wife added.