Belinda, Don't Compare My Wife to a Dead Parrot

This is some of the worst dialogue i felt iv ever encountered in real life or in a book. Belinda, don't compare my wife to a dead parrot. Dez, what do you mean perfect? She had great tits, nearly as good as yours. And that's why i'm resigning. What? Because her tickts were only nearly aslinda, and that's why I'm resigning! This dust feel a bit sick, comed. Seos, dad, ginda, y scripted situation comedy. Imagine what she'd repeat back that parrot now, my god, he says, pot and panat an flesh of mankind.