The Perfect Thing to Say to Someone as the First Guy

"There's no cool way to do this. Just wanted to say hi," she says of the first man on her dating app. "These guys are trying to act like you're not famous, and then when you don't respond, they go like, oh, I know I currently like as if you're such a malignant narcissist." She adds: "I never know what to say. I just look for my exes on here".