David Cameron's Criticism of One-Legged Lithuanian Dance Troops

David Cameron said he hoped the Arts Council didn't give out grants to one-legged Lithuanian lesbians. He meant it as a joke, but people misunderstood him and thought he was implying that all Lithuanians are lesbian or in dance troops. It's true we're funding these groups to such an extent that there's now so much funding available that most Lithuanians are learning to dance,. forming troops and soaring one of their legs off. Thank goodness David Cameron is brave enough to bring his special brand of common sense to this issue.