Introduction

I used to listen to him on the school bus. I remember that song when it came on and honestly, I'd be a little bit erect. You know, I was young and I was spry and real sprung in the veins and I was getting erect while listening to George Michael. Like, what are you doing? And I just remember just pushing myself up against the window. The girl sitting across from me basically looks like she's in the witness protection program. She needed eye glasses, but her parents couldn't afford them.