The Most White People Scandal of All Time

Great britain, their prime minister, boris johnson, has been embroiled in scandal ever since it was discovered that he broke the rules and threw a bunch of office parties. They were throwing parties just because someone figured out how to unjam the printer. And as if that wasn't bad enough, now boris has another scandal brewing. Bringish preve ister borris jonson, get this, is once again on the defence over another issue. Simins whether he authorized the evacuation of cats and dogs from afghanistan.