The Smell of a Trousers Crotch

My dad used to put on like a, like a stage shakespearian accent. He'd tap on the table and he'd say, give me the soot. His accent would become not stage english, it was the singer,. The opera singer, john mc carmock, how he sang. My dad would talk that way when he was referring to the smell of a trousers crotch. And then hed get us to be quiet, which made no sense, cause why 't het be quiet if someone's smelling? I'm trying to receive the alifactory information from the fabric.