How to Fuck Peter Crouch

Peter Crouch was a English soccer player. He's retired now, but see how tall Peter Crouch is. It's six eight. A lot of younger people will think I'm like six five. That's usually the guess. But if it's like old people, yeah, they'll be like, oh, you're six, ten. You're like seven foot. And he was like, he did one of the best bicycle kicks. Not bicycle kicks. Yeah, he's done so many like tremendous goals in his lifetime, but this dude was a piece.