The Importance of Being a Dick

I was at Phil's coffee and somebody was like just like kind of breathing down my neck with their eyes. I can't be like, hi, you probably recognized me from the internet. Would you like an autograph or perhaps a picture? Like, like that would be insane. And so I was just like, can you just like, I like didn't know how to end the interaction because I just wanted them to come out and say something. Eventually they did. It is kind of funny where I'll be like, yeah, I get that a lot. Here he's kind of a dick though. And then if they catch on, then great. But if they don't,