Chameleon, the Sea Goddess Is Challenging My Supremacy!

Chameleon, the sea goddess is challenging my supremacy. I want you to go down and visit her and set her straight. That's mighty kind of you, great spirit. But you do know I'm only like a foot and a half long? Of all the lizards in the world, I am by Father Slalist, a family of snails crawling through Hannek and move faster than I do. Oh! That! Yeah, my ability to camouflage is pretty cool, isn't it? Sure comes in handy when I'm trying to avoid a snake's or a bird chirp who wants to eat me. Ugh. I need to clean back there.