The Life-Savers

The jackets were used to protect the body of persons engaged in training dogs. They were so thick that they worked for the dog and so no they they sold them as life preservers which would just be like putting on a anchorYes it's gonna fill with water get heavier just i don't worry help is on the way where do you go? The people down at the people that the docks are morons they'll buy anything and say lifePreserverget this i put a jacket full of old tuna cans and i i wrote lifepreserver on the fucking moron bought it the dump the story was inspired by mattress company who goes we got all this extra cotton mattressing i just making it