Analyzing Politicians' Energetic Speeches and Behavior

* Imagine if Bill Cosby was an Islamophobic dog

* Cringefest in the Bronx

* Jamal and AOC

* Sleeve rolled up, stool in hand, unemployment on the horizon

* AIPAC is everywhere!

* Violent psycho extremists for peace

* The war won’t end until Jake Tapper’s kids are properly harassed

* Shift back to the center, Dems

* Laying hands on homeless people

* Homeopathy is fake, btw

* Geniuses …