Nelson Mandela's Grade 3 Bassoon Teacher

She could see her Grade 3 bassoon teacher, Mrs. Huddlesbird, knocking back shots with Nelson Mandela. Freddie Mercury was teaching Anne Boleyn the Charleston shuffleback. And Dick Van Dyke was humming alone by the loose. Oh, my God. Dick Van DyKE's alive. He's alive. They're still together at last. We never knew we wanted.