How Have You Been Since I've Been Away?

I went to the pub by myself on Sunday. I think that's not old. That's just called being an alcoholic. Did you text Ben? No, I didn't. Although he was in my local, every week. And then... I started wearing cardigans at the moment. I've got one on. You're wearing a cardigan? I'm wearing lots of cardigans. They've always been in. It's drinking half pounds. Some Americans in it. Not all. Sorry, any Americans. There you go. Don't eat them and go on the radio, because you'll turn into WD-40. Be it! Whoa! Um... Anyway, how have