Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster cover image

Best of 2022: Part 1

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

00:00

I Don't Want to Have Chicken Pidea, Please. Or Chicken Cormor?

I had a curry from there before and it was really good. So I was trying to weigh up whilst this woman was enjoying herself. It's quite hard to have a dilemma when it's against the backdrop of very loud orgasms. If I walked into a takeaway and there was porn on the telly, I'm leaving immediately. And then I didn't really have time to make my decision because then the man appeared. He went, no, me neither. Then I just went, oh, I should have been present a place. Yo, you should have said, you should've said, I'll have what she's having. Oh, I could have had my own little... Yeah

Transcript
Play full episode

The AI-powered Podcast Player

Save insights by tapping your headphones, chat with episodes, discover the best highlights - and more!
App store bannerPlay store banner
Get the app